(12/2006)
My spouse loves that Country Music. Not just Country, but "Young" country. What does young mean. Does it mean they put the stars out to pasture before they get too unappealing to the youngest, spendiest demographic? Does that mean that the Willies and Johnnys and Lorettas and Dollys of the future will fade to nothingness before they can have the second, third and fourth acts of their careers as their namesakes did? I have to say I don't like the "young" stuff too much. About the youngest star I can really listen to is Dwight Yoakam, who happens to have made is debut album north of twenty years ago. So I'm somewhat out of it.
So when I tell you I did some analysis of Country you'll forgive me, perhaps, if my studies are prejudiced by the older artists.
I figured out what Country Music has to say to me. It only came clear to me when I started thinking of the songs as part of a literary canon that should be studied with the nose held, in much the same was I held my nose whilst wading through "Classical" English Literature, such as the Bronte Sisters and whoever wrote Frankenstein.
The lament features a person with a "steady heart", known as "Me", paired tragically with someone who likes to go off dancing and cheating while poor Me cries; this person is known as "You". You makes Me feel like crap by Me can't help coming back again and again, or letting You in the door late at night even though You might smell like cheap perfume and alcohol, because Me can't live without You. Me even tried to live without you; this was folly for a "steady heart", incapable of the same neglectful lifestyle that You relishes.
Me may be a steady heart who can't live without You, but Me is no fool. Me even tried to go out with He or She for a while but the thought of You spoiled any effort to find new romance. For some reason He was boring and unattractive to Me, and even though He offered Me the world, You got in the way of Me's new love without even trying. He was patient and tried hard to understand the spell You held over Me, but ultimately that made Me find He even less attractive. Where Me found a She to love, there were a number of different reactions. Sometimes She was boring just like He; other times She was even more neglectful than You, causing Me's heart to be broken twice over.
My research has found, then, that Me is not just a "steady heart" but that Me loved You because of how callous You could be. You might have some words to say in defense of all this alleged mistreatment, but alas You was the silent one in every case, so research yielded no results. In the popular case of a duet, both voices inevitably sing the part of Me, causing the listener great disappointment to discover there are two Yous out there; that they are equally selfish and uncaring; and that they will not be allowed to speak for themselves, most of the time.
December 31, 2006
Saturday, December 30, 2006
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Dad Yelling Crosswalk Dec 2006
I was yelling at this lady for backing into me in the crosswalk (well, the car really just tapped me, but I yelled anyway.
Before that I was yelling at someone at work for being too loud.
I'm becoming my father. He yelled.
I wish Dad were still alive. I'd ask him: Did you ever feel bad ten minutes later, after you'd yelled at someone?
It was not her fault she was being incautious. Even if she killed you it wouldn't be her fault, as far as the squirrels and the trees were concerned. Supposing I died, would my wife be angry with her, then find a way to forgive her? Is there a reason to wonder these things? Did the people who died in the concentration camps look back from their afterlife and find a way to feel forgiveness for the Nazis, as Vonnegut envisioned in Happy Birthday, Wanda June?
What about the lady in the car, who almost backed over me? Did she imagine herself in my shoes, and she in mine, and wonder to herself, whether she would have yelled at me the way I yelled at her? I hope so!
My blustery behavior notwithstanding, I believe I think the best of most people, and I want them to think the best of people as well. How can this be so? In practice I'm a boor like all the other boors.
Before that I was yelling at someone at work for being too loud.
I'm becoming my father. He yelled.
I wish Dad were still alive. I'd ask him: Did you ever feel bad ten minutes later, after you'd yelled at someone?
It was not her fault she was being incautious. Even if she killed you it wouldn't be her fault, as far as the squirrels and the trees were concerned. Supposing I died, would my wife be angry with her, then find a way to forgive her? Is there a reason to wonder these things? Did the people who died in the concentration camps look back from their afterlife and find a way to feel forgiveness for the Nazis, as Vonnegut envisioned in Happy Birthday, Wanda June?
What about the lady in the car, who almost backed over me? Did she imagine herself in my shoes, and she in mine, and wonder to herself, whether she would have yelled at me the way I yelled at her? I hope so!
My blustery behavior notwithstanding, I believe I think the best of most people, and I want them to think the best of people as well. How can this be so? In practice I'm a boor like all the other boors.
Monday, December 11, 2006
Headed to Buenos Aires, 1996
We're headed to Buenos Aires. Don't be nervous. don't assume. Don't go crazy. don't spend too much time, too much money. Why are you coming here? Where are you going next? How do you intend to get along? Breathe deeply. Build a sort of foundation of experience to make this happen smoothly. What questions need to be asked each time. How much do you charge? How long will this take? Which bus goes there? Don't be in a hurry if you can manage it. 10 years of some kind of waiting ends today so your heart is beating wildly. In the end you'll smile about it, and you'll thank yourself for getting over all the fear that's held you back.
I want to see the beauty of the place, feeling the combination of history, nature, culture, anger, happiness, fear, inspiration that carved its name into the continent in boldest of letters. The hearts of Borges, Cortázar, and countless other creators are beating here if you put your ear to the right street lamp.
I want to see the beauty of the place, feeling the combination of history, nature, culture, anger, happiness, fear, inspiration that carved its name into the continent in boldest of letters. The hearts of Borges, Cortázar, and countless other creators are beating here if you put your ear to the right street lamp.
Monday, November 27, 2006
The Dad's Death Idea
Outside the hospice I laugh; what's that guy doing selling cheap Van Gogh prints in the parking lot. Who pays for that? Especially here? Once again, I have a tin ear for my own culture: a couple hours later, there's my sister, with "Starry Night" in her back seat.
I have this book idea, called Madhouse Diary. It's all over my blog, or it will be soon if it's not. The book would be my own re-do of Dad's self-published manuscript from 1989 or so. The title of it then was Love, Lust and Schizophrenia, Volume 1: Snakes and Other Lowlife. I still blame myself, somewhat, for not telling him to save his money and not self-publish.
It was a sad story how badly done the thing was, from start to finish. Dad never sold to anyone outside his own circle of friends and relatives, and to this very day his multiple hundred copies of the first edition are taking up space in some storage locker.
Not long after, or before, the Van Gogh scene outside the hospice, Dad asked if my sister or myself would like to take the manuscript and do more with it. He said we were "welcome to it".
After I had time to think about it, I realized a semi-autobiographical manuscript is not the worst legacy, even if the story is a bit disjointed and written in the style of a person who rarely reads books of that genre, or any genre.
Whenever I have something tagged with Madhouse Diary, it means it is a possible scene in my own remaking of Dad's story.
(November 2006)
I have this book idea, called Madhouse Diary. It's all over my blog, or it will be soon if it's not. The book would be my own re-do of Dad's self-published manuscript from 1989 or so. The title of it then was Love, Lust and Schizophrenia, Volume 1: Snakes and Other Lowlife. I still blame myself, somewhat, for not telling him to save his money and not self-publish.
It was a sad story how badly done the thing was, from start to finish. Dad never sold to anyone outside his own circle of friends and relatives, and to this very day his multiple hundred copies of the first edition are taking up space in some storage locker.
Not long after, or before, the Van Gogh scene outside the hospice, Dad asked if my sister or myself would like to take the manuscript and do more with it. He said we were "welcome to it".
After I had time to think about it, I realized a semi-autobiographical manuscript is not the worst legacy, even if the story is a bit disjointed and written in the style of a person who rarely reads books of that genre, or any genre.
Whenever I have something tagged with Madhouse Diary, it means it is a possible scene in my own remaking of Dad's story.
(November 2006)
Monday, November 13, 2006
November!
I don't usually write today's thoughts here; the purpose, in fact, in starting a blog, was to blog the past: things I wrote back then, and things I wrote about from back then.
Tonight I write right now, about right now: the sore throat, the Democratic victory in the midterm elections, the Baccus family visit to DC; the exciting prospect of finding a house to live in.
The present is bland, isn't it? The past isn't glorious; it has a texture, a smell, and you know how it's going to turn out, more often than not. It builds itself in your memory, changes from joyful into heavenly, from fearful into heroic. I was a super-being at ten years old, according to my memory.
Here's my method so far: I have been google-desk-topping my writings to find this month's entries. Any Novembers that show up in the last 21 years of entries I have in digital formats, then, will come up.
The problem are the non-digital entries.
(11/13/2006)
Tonight I write right now, about right now: the sore throat, the Democratic victory in the midterm elections, the Baccus family visit to DC; the exciting prospect of finding a house to live in.
The present is bland, isn't it? The past isn't glorious; it has a texture, a smell, and you know how it's going to turn out, more often than not. It builds itself in your memory, changes from joyful into heavenly, from fearful into heroic. I was a super-being at ten years old, according to my memory.
Here's my method so far: I have been google-desk-topping my writings to find this month's entries. Any Novembers that show up in the last 21 years of entries I have in digital formats, then, will come up.
The problem are the non-digital entries.
(11/13/2006)
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Alfred and Carla on Ice (fiction excerpt)
(1996-2000; excerpt from much longer story Up and Down the Ladder)
The minivan was stuck on a small patch of ice in the Howard's driveway. This would be easy to free up but Al was caught up in his old feelings, knowing Carla was bringing him to the silly party he'd never otherwise have attended just for the purpose of not telling him something really awful like that she wouldn't like to see him again. She'd brought him out on a couple other occasions not to tell him to back off--but he wasn't getting her message. In fact he never seemed to receive any of the messages she didn't send. Carla was terrible at sending messages, or not sending them, in this silent way; Al actually knew it, instinctively, but there was a romantic and highly foolish impulse squelching the instinct Al read most clearly in Carla's dinner invitations: the message "stay away from now on". So he kept making new drawings for her and calling her after work and speaking to her mother when Carla was out with other friends, creating an increasingly awkward web of unbearably blurred communications between them in which he moved closer and closer to feeling in love with her even though he could tell it was hopeless and even though she returned his calls with less and less enthusiasm but without any true hint of "no" in her voice.
He would have a couple of visits a week in which she brushed off lightly all attempts to touch her and in which he'd begun to see evidence of her non-attraction, after a couple days of Al telling himself, the next visit is going to be different.
Tonight was the next one and it was no different. He sat in the passenger seat of her dad's minivan noticing she had it hung up on a spot if ice listening to a stupid song by his favorite singer. She liked that singer too except his stupid songs were her favorites which Al had originally found interesting or at least amusing but which lately had begun to seem like a warning sign. The stupid song and Carla's absent minded and unfrustrated attempts to move the car were enough to create an air of amusing yet depressing ambience. He noticed that snow had begun to fall. He'd like to watch it accumulate through the window at Paul's house."Let's forget the party and go to Paul's", he said. Paul was a nearby friend who offered Al's favorite types of distraction day or night. He knew Carla would not end up going there-he even asked himself why he continued on with her when so much of her actions he knew ahead of time. But it always seemed worth trying. What he'd been toying with for months was the idea she might have a drink or smoke some pot with him and begin to loosen up and talk about how she felt about him. Paul liked to call pot the "golden lasso" which never altered but simply "magnified the salient aspects of our personalities so we can't be false any longer." Paul was a big vocabulary builder for his Alfred, who loved to be with people who seemed incredibly intelligent.
It never occured to Alfred that Carla didn't need a lasso, that she might already be telling him how she felt.
Carla refused the golden lasso by saying "oh, maybe later", in a far off whisper, but not without a bit of an eager flash of her eyes and a squeeze of his hand saying, if he could have given noticing the physical hints that she might want him, it would have saved Al quite a bit of trouble. The lasso itself was a delicious idea to her, but she didn't much care for Paul.
In fact Carla wondered why Al was having such a hard time seeing what she really wanted from life. As he traded seats with her to casually remove the minivan from the icy spot with cautious reverse-forward, reverse-forward rocking motions she repeated to herself mentally what she'd not said so many times: "I'm not ready. If I were ready it'd probably with you. I like you a lot and I know you're ready but I'm just not." Was he not listening? Did he think she was kidding? Did he need to hear more? It was a busy life for her preparing to graduate and to face the absolute confusion of college applications and all the other senior year headaches. Wasn't he too busy for chasing her this way? True he was one of the most honest and creative people she knew, and he had a great knack for introducing her to other people he worked with or met in other towns, and she even found it flattering that Al constantly ignored blatant advances by Caroline from Ireland, the exchange student all the lower classmen boys lusted for- because he was too stuck on her, Carla. But Carla's reason was plain and simple with no hidden truth beneath it. She wanted to get education over with and start seeing the world and start making some difference in it instead of all this silly, amusing talk.
They drove in considerable silence through the freezing November night to her friend Margaret's house-sit, Carla feeling the sense of relief at hearing other company and Alfred welcoming another oncoming attack of gloom and reflection. It would be awful to stay at Margaret's house-sit long unless there was plenty of intoxicant on hand. This Thanksgiving break business was a bit rough on his psyche because of a memory of a very strange thanksgiving when he was five and the whole town saw Mom and Dad throw groceries at one another along the Massachusetts Avenue near the town common after some confusion at a repair shop had left them stranded with a flat tire and no spare, forty-five minutes late for Aunt Ruth's family dinner gathering. Thanksgiving is when everyone shouts, he'd told his first grade teacher inadvertently, only to be rewarded with a full year of afternoon counseling sessions and some paperwork for Dad which caused another uncomfortable public scene (which he found out about later) between the school principal and Dad.
He thought about telling Carla the old Thanksgiving story but that was potent poison to be dumping on her holiday Wednesday night out so he let it go. He forced a bit of cheer and small talk to help her relax, silently brooding that he had to be at an overcrowded high school Van Halen and J. Geils party instead of back at Paul's with a big joint and some Velvet underground playing But when they arrived he was delighted to see Paul and some of his cronies on the back porch by the full keg, quietly criticizing the whole world . Carla trotted off toward her dependent, sullen-eyed friends who awaited her at every turn, and Al let himself relax a moment, laughing at nothing except the opportunity to escape to his dependent, sullen eyed friends.
Alfred woke up alone at 8:30 on Thanksgiving morning 1984 with a raging headache, alone in someone's bedroom, with a Led Zeppelin poster over the bed and a model something hanging off the ceiling. Shoes off but clothes on. He could smell Carla's hair but she'd left him with a kiss on the cheek and embrace, probably. The driveway was empty of cars and there was a substantial snowstorm in progress. As he searched the house for his jacket he found a few survivors, friends of Margaret and Carla that he hardly knew, and he helped them pick up cigarette packs and beer cups for a while. He'd been paid early because of the holiday so he had plenty of cigarettes to share. He was happy to be among such a neutral and cooperative scene for the moment. But it was Thanksgiving and he had to figure out how to get his ass back to Dad's before someone sent out a search party. So he started walking toward the center of town a couple miles away with the great wet chunks of snow sticking to his hair and no sound but the falling of it.
(1996-2000)
The minivan was stuck on a small patch of ice in the Howard's driveway. This would be easy to free up but Al was caught up in his old feelings, knowing Carla was bringing him to the silly party he'd never otherwise have attended just for the purpose of not telling him something really awful like that she wouldn't like to see him again. She'd brought him out on a couple other occasions not to tell him to back off--but he wasn't getting her message. In fact he never seemed to receive any of the messages she didn't send. Carla was terrible at sending messages, or not sending them, in this silent way; Al actually knew it, instinctively, but there was a romantic and highly foolish impulse squelching the instinct Al read most clearly in Carla's dinner invitations: the message "stay away from now on". So he kept making new drawings for her and calling her after work and speaking to her mother when Carla was out with other friends, creating an increasingly awkward web of unbearably blurred communications between them in which he moved closer and closer to feeling in love with her even though he could tell it was hopeless and even though she returned his calls with less and less enthusiasm but without any true hint of "no" in her voice.
He would have a couple of visits a week in which she brushed off lightly all attempts to touch her and in which he'd begun to see evidence of her non-attraction, after a couple days of Al telling himself, the next visit is going to be different.
Tonight was the next one and it was no different. He sat in the passenger seat of her dad's minivan noticing she had it hung up on a spot if ice listening to a stupid song by his favorite singer. She liked that singer too except his stupid songs were her favorites which Al had originally found interesting or at least amusing but which lately had begun to seem like a warning sign. The stupid song and Carla's absent minded and unfrustrated attempts to move the car were enough to create an air of amusing yet depressing ambience. He noticed that snow had begun to fall. He'd like to watch it accumulate through the window at Paul's house."Let's forget the party and go to Paul's", he said. Paul was a nearby friend who offered Al's favorite types of distraction day or night. He knew Carla would not end up going there-he even asked himself why he continued on with her when so much of her actions he knew ahead of time. But it always seemed worth trying. What he'd been toying with for months was the idea she might have a drink or smoke some pot with him and begin to loosen up and talk about how she felt about him. Paul liked to call pot the "golden lasso" which never altered but simply "magnified the salient aspects of our personalities so we can't be false any longer." Paul was a big vocabulary builder for his Alfred, who loved to be with people who seemed incredibly intelligent.
It never occured to Alfred that Carla didn't need a lasso, that she might already be telling him how she felt.
Carla refused the golden lasso by saying "oh, maybe later", in a far off whisper, but not without a bit of an eager flash of her eyes and a squeeze of his hand saying, if he could have given noticing the physical hints that she might want him, it would have saved Al quite a bit of trouble. The lasso itself was a delicious idea to her, but she didn't much care for Paul.
In fact Carla wondered why Al was having such a hard time seeing what she really wanted from life. As he traded seats with her to casually remove the minivan from the icy spot with cautious reverse-forward, reverse-forward rocking motions she repeated to herself mentally what she'd not said so many times: "I'm not ready. If I were ready it'd probably with you. I like you a lot and I know you're ready but I'm just not." Was he not listening? Did he think she was kidding? Did he need to hear more? It was a busy life for her preparing to graduate and to face the absolute confusion of college applications and all the other senior year headaches. Wasn't he too busy for chasing her this way? True he was one of the most honest and creative people she knew, and he had a great knack for introducing her to other people he worked with or met in other towns, and she even found it flattering that Al constantly ignored blatant advances by Caroline from Ireland, the exchange student all the lower classmen boys lusted for- because he was too stuck on her, Carla. But Carla's reason was plain and simple with no hidden truth beneath it. She wanted to get education over with and start seeing the world and start making some difference in it instead of all this silly, amusing talk.
They drove in considerable silence through the freezing November night to her friend Margaret's house-sit, Carla feeling the sense of relief at hearing other company and Alfred welcoming another oncoming attack of gloom and reflection. It would be awful to stay at Margaret's house-sit long unless there was plenty of intoxicant on hand. This Thanksgiving break business was a bit rough on his psyche because of a memory of a very strange thanksgiving when he was five and the whole town saw Mom and Dad throw groceries at one another along the Massachusetts Avenue near the town common after some confusion at a repair shop had left them stranded with a flat tire and no spare, forty-five minutes late for Aunt Ruth's family dinner gathering. Thanksgiving is when everyone shouts, he'd told his first grade teacher inadvertently, only to be rewarded with a full year of afternoon counseling sessions and some paperwork for Dad which caused another uncomfortable public scene (which he found out about later) between the school principal and Dad.
He thought about telling Carla the old Thanksgiving story but that was potent poison to be dumping on her holiday Wednesday night out so he let it go. He forced a bit of cheer and small talk to help her relax, silently brooding that he had to be at an overcrowded high school Van Halen and J. Geils party instead of back at Paul's with a big joint and some Velvet underground playing But when they arrived he was delighted to see Paul and some of his cronies on the back porch by the full keg, quietly criticizing the whole world . Carla trotted off toward her dependent, sullen-eyed friends who awaited her at every turn, and Al let himself relax a moment, laughing at nothing except the opportunity to escape to his dependent, sullen eyed friends.
Alfred woke up alone at 8:30 on Thanksgiving morning 1984 with a raging headache, alone in someone's bedroom, with a Led Zeppelin poster over the bed and a model something hanging off the ceiling. Shoes off but clothes on. He could smell Carla's hair but she'd left him with a kiss on the cheek and embrace, probably. The driveway was empty of cars and there was a substantial snowstorm in progress. As he searched the house for his jacket he found a few survivors, friends of Margaret and Carla that he hardly knew, and he helped them pick up cigarette packs and beer cups for a while. He'd been paid early because of the holiday so he had plenty of cigarettes to share. He was happy to be among such a neutral and cooperative scene for the moment. But it was Thanksgiving and he had to figure out how to get his ass back to Dad's before someone sent out a search party. So he started walking toward the center of town a couple miles away with the great wet chunks of snow sticking to his hair and no sound but the falling of it.
(1996-2000)
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Food & Sex (1986)
It's Saturday afternoon. I am some person living at some college trying to think of something to do with myself. This is odd because I spend the majority of my time trying to figure how to get dona all that I have to do. Next week is Thanksgiving. I will be going home and trying to get money from members of my family. That is a college student's favorite past time: money grubbing.
And once he has the money it is squandered on odd unnecessary things like alcohol or movies or expensive fast food. Then he goes back for more. He finds it easy to believe that some sort of satisfaction may come from going out and spending this money. Again and again, he is proven wrong but that never stops him. It is a perverted cycle of the human mind.
I was talking to Dan today about orgasms.
"You figure half the people in the world," I said, "they think only about getting food because they don't just have it given to them the way you and I do. The other half, the people who already have food, they spend most of their time thinking about orgasms. And everything they do is in some way at least indireclty related to that pursuit."
"Yeah." Dan had toothpaste dripping from his chin. "That's about the size of it."
And once he has the money it is squandered on odd unnecessary things like alcohol or movies or expensive fast food. Then he goes back for more. He finds it easy to believe that some sort of satisfaction may come from going out and spending this money. Again and again, he is proven wrong but that never stops him. It is a perverted cycle of the human mind.
I was talking to Dan today about orgasms.
"You figure half the people in the world," I said, "they think only about getting food because they don't just have it given to them the way you and I do. The other half, the people who already have food, they spend most of their time thinking about orgasms. And everything they do is in some way at least indireclty related to that pursuit."
"Yeah." Dan had toothpaste dripping from his chin. "That's about the size of it."
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Triad Chapter 1 (fiction excerpt)
The Landing
Planet earth became busier and busier, the pace of life reaching beyond any plan nature or gods could have devised. Greater discoveries and bolder inventions brought humans and their surroundings closer and closer to the crisis of knowing everything and doing everything, yet their earliest folly, which had come with them and every other animal out of the primal muck of earth’s fecund womb, still hunted them every day of their lives: violence and conflict tore at the lives of people; most of them suffered; the few who did not suffer the violence of physical privation were instead plagued by the crisis of conscience created by witnessing such a cruel reality. Throughout the world, humans attempted to create a universal environment of understanding, but underneath it all, animal instinct carried the day, usually with less compassionate results than most people, if they thought about it, would desire.
Many predicted that a destructive force would bring the end of all things. Some said the earth would rid herself of humanity as a body destroys a threatening infection. Others reasoned that God would carry the pure of heart to a paradise, destroying the pathetic sinners. The notion of the onslaught of something was shared by growing numbers of people.
Then, at a time when much of humanity looked outside their own world in expectation of some great change, landed three separate alien invasions. There was no fanfare, no immediate response to the arrival of the foreigners. In fact, most people didn’t notice—even many people whose job it was specifically to notice such things.
Saturday, October 14, 2006
Not Careful
(10/2006)
I was at the halfway point, out at something they call Candy Cane. It's over the Maryland line, uphill through Beach Drive. I ran it in the chill 40 degrees Fahrenheit, then felt the weakness you feel after you migraine.
I wasn't careful a few nights ago, with my medicine, and ended up with a migraine. It's just that easy. In the old days I had an excuse: I didn't know all the dangers around me that could flip the trigger. Now I know all too well about the dangers. Cheese, wine, chocolate, nuts, various delicious things that require aging--also in the mix are a variety of environmental factors. No sleepless nights; no over-exertion; no skipping meals; no flashing lights.
No flashing lights? How the hell is a person supposed to live in this world, in this strange country full of electrical things, without flashing lights?
I ask you again, how? What if I had a stroke, right here and now. My wife would find my body in a couple hours and I would awaken to various beeping sounds, the smell of a disinfectant, and the many, many electic lights of a hospital, including some metal box that monitors my heart and flashes a number every few seconds. If I was conscious at the time of my removal from the house, I'd have to witness the speedy metal conveyance they call an ambulance, flashing its lights for everyone within a mile to notice. Or if anyone nearby gets hurt during a normal day (this is a city; it happens every day) I'll have to see the same thing. How can I be more careful?
Not skipping meals may be the next hardest part. Who eats meals on time? I don't mean that as a hypothetical question. Who makes it to every meal? You have to be a hard-on about that, especially at work. At first I wasn't--you get into these meetings where some dick isn't paying attention to time (I mean, the only person in the room who's ignoring the time is the guy running the meeting) and you can't pay attention to anything he's saying and when he says is that a good idea you just mumble something, hoping to heaven he doesn't have another point to make. But he does have another point to make, of course, and by the time you get to where your food is your scalp is already tingling or your face feels like it's turning into cold clay, and, vavoom! There goes the next three hours.
Needless to say that doesn't keep me from having lunch anymore. I don't work for Amway, or the Krishna consciousness movement, where they really do use deprivation of meals to persuade people to do what they're told. I'm just talking about a regular workplace.
(written 10/2006)
I was at the halfway point, out at something they call Candy Cane. It's over the Maryland line, uphill through Beach Drive. I ran it in the chill 40 degrees Fahrenheit, then felt the weakness you feel after you migraine.
I wasn't careful a few nights ago, with my medicine, and ended up with a migraine. It's just that easy. In the old days I had an excuse: I didn't know all the dangers around me that could flip the trigger. Now I know all too well about the dangers. Cheese, wine, chocolate, nuts, various delicious things that require aging--also in the mix are a variety of environmental factors. No sleepless nights; no over-exertion; no skipping meals; no flashing lights.
No flashing lights? How the hell is a person supposed to live in this world, in this strange country full of electrical things, without flashing lights?
I ask you again, how? What if I had a stroke, right here and now. My wife would find my body in a couple hours and I would awaken to various beeping sounds, the smell of a disinfectant, and the many, many electic lights of a hospital, including some metal box that monitors my heart and flashes a number every few seconds. If I was conscious at the time of my removal from the house, I'd have to witness the speedy metal conveyance they call an ambulance, flashing its lights for everyone within a mile to notice. Or if anyone nearby gets hurt during a normal day (this is a city; it happens every day) I'll have to see the same thing. How can I be more careful?
Not skipping meals may be the next hardest part. Who eats meals on time? I don't mean that as a hypothetical question. Who makes it to every meal? You have to be a hard-on about that, especially at work. At first I wasn't--you get into these meetings where some dick isn't paying attention to time (I mean, the only person in the room who's ignoring the time is the guy running the meeting) and you can't pay attention to anything he's saying and when he says is that a good idea you just mumble something, hoping to heaven he doesn't have another point to make. But he does have another point to make, of course, and by the time you get to where your food is your scalp is already tingling or your face feels like it's turning into cold clay, and, vavoom! There goes the next three hours.
Needless to say that doesn't keep me from having lunch anymore. I don't work for Amway, or the Krishna consciousness movement, where they really do use deprivation of meals to persuade people to do what they're told. I'm just talking about a regular workplace.
(written 10/2006)
Monday, October 09, 2006
Doing a Double (fiction excerpt: Madhouse Diary)
(10/2004)
Ed on Madhouse Diary: Doing a Double
Dad worked in a mental hospital. He'd come home at 4:30 except on the days when he worked double shifts. Then he came home after 11:00. When he was mad at us kids for fighting or generally being difficult he'd remind us that just to keep us in clothes was costing him two sixteen hour work days a week. Every Sunday night and every Thursday night was the schedule. I guess he had Saturday off. He usually slept all day. His snoring was loud enough to make us all understand that we better be quiet. I counted sixteen hours on the clock one day and realized that, as far as functioning through the day, sixteen hours was more than one day. It was all the day's life drained from it, and some of its bones ground into dust as well. I was a kid then, and I knew that a length of time you wouldn't even be bothered doing fun things had to be torture. Dad was a big strong man but we knew he was killing himself gradually.
Years later I'd work a couple sixteen hour shifts to see what it was like. I didn't have kids at home, I wasn't working in a mental hospital, and I wasn't an overweight smoker like dad, but I bet I felt something like what he felt. You don't want to feel that. Around the fourteenth hour I remember something like madness creeping in, then fleeing quickly and leaving me with a queasy sense of triumph that I hadn't fallen into the abyss. There was some gateway that opened in the mind during the double, but it was easy for young, fearless me to see it as a fearful place and step away from it. But was Dad able to avoid its lure?
The whole notion of working in the mad house is a Dickens nightmare. How did Dad come to it as a viable employment option? He could've worked fifteen miles closer to home at something far safer. Safer both physically and mentally. I worked it out in my mind that something about being in the crazy house made Dad feel justified in being in a terrible mood all the time. When it came time to voice his state of mind to the world, what else need he say besides "mental hospital" and "kids at home" before even the most cold-hearted listener would begin to think, that explains it.
(Written 10/2004)
Ed on Madhouse Diary: Doing a Double
Dad worked in a mental hospital. He'd come home at 4:30 except on the days when he worked double shifts. Then he came home after 11:00. When he was mad at us kids for fighting or generally being difficult he'd remind us that just to keep us in clothes was costing him two sixteen hour work days a week. Every Sunday night and every Thursday night was the schedule. I guess he had Saturday off. He usually slept all day. His snoring was loud enough to make us all understand that we better be quiet. I counted sixteen hours on the clock one day and realized that, as far as functioning through the day, sixteen hours was more than one day. It was all the day's life drained from it, and some of its bones ground into dust as well. I was a kid then, and I knew that a length of time you wouldn't even be bothered doing fun things had to be torture. Dad was a big strong man but we knew he was killing himself gradually.
Years later I'd work a couple sixteen hour shifts to see what it was like. I didn't have kids at home, I wasn't working in a mental hospital, and I wasn't an overweight smoker like dad, but I bet I felt something like what he felt. You don't want to feel that. Around the fourteenth hour I remember something like madness creeping in, then fleeing quickly and leaving me with a queasy sense of triumph that I hadn't fallen into the abyss. There was some gateway that opened in the mind during the double, but it was easy for young, fearless me to see it as a fearful place and step away from it. But was Dad able to avoid its lure?
The whole notion of working in the mad house is a Dickens nightmare. How did Dad come to it as a viable employment option? He could've worked fifteen miles closer to home at something far safer. Safer both physically and mentally. I worked it out in my mind that something about being in the crazy house made Dad feel justified in being in a terrible mood all the time. When it came time to voice his state of mind to the world, what else need he say besides "mental hospital" and "kids at home" before even the most cold-hearted listener would begin to think, that explains it.
(Written 10/2004)
Saturday, October 07, 2006
October Baseball Madness
(10/2006)
October baseball. That's all I can say. Now that my spouse is a baseball fan (going on 15 years, to be honest), it's hard to turn my attention away from the post-season race for the title.
October baseball. That's all I can say. Now that my spouse is a baseball fan (going on 15 years, to be honest), it's hard to turn my attention away from the post-season race for the title.
Fascinated (fiction excerpt)
(11/1991)
Are we alone?
The separation is complete.
All the others have gone.
Take off my clothes with that nutty roommate's records playing in the other room. The record has repeated itself about a thousand times this afternoon.
Just let it go on and on. We are fascinated with one another but you are fascinated with me in a different way. You see me as one sees a book about the back woods of America where people still think naive thoughts such as "there will only be one real love for me." And I am fascinated with you the same way a person from the back woods is fascinated with any eighteen year old woman with her own credit cards and an apartment in Manhatten who comes along.
Someone even told me that a singer who had had an affair with you two years ago, when you were sixteen (!) wrote a song about your hair. It was who? He must be fifty!
It was all in the spirit of the city of no sleep, the city where you can get a hot dog and a bottle of bourbon at four in the morning and catch a film festival on Christmas day that goes all day and night. It is all true. New Years in the square, what is that square called? And those magazines, inspired by the artist who did the crazy Elvis Presley with big six-guns. What do I know? Where I come from the whole town closes down the day before Christmas and people look at you like you are crazy if they see you on the street.
I am simply baffled.
The night is dreadful in the city. That is my advantage. At the age of eighteen I have seen two hundred thousand stars burn up in the sky. One time, a thousand in one night. You cannot believe me and I have to show it to you. But you got too cold and I had to take you home.
Standing in the field, wanting to ignore his almost unbearable physical attraction to her, she tried to turn their minds to a more neutral subject, to the strange, rusting machinery which formed tangled shadows in the dim light of the crescent moon.
"What do you think that thing is for?"
"I grew up on a farm. I never worked on one."
"What the hell do you do on a farm if you don't work?"
What the hell you do is you make the day go by without getting stung by one of the yellowjackets in the nest over the back porch or getting butted by the Ram, who is named Raymond. He will give anyone a healthy respect for what the world believes to be a timid and fluffy creature who habitually runs from the wolf, the dog, or whatever else crosses its path. Raymond is neither timid nor fluffy, and he frequently stands up to any creature who cares to offer a threat to his dominion of the yard in front of the carriage-house.
He has all the demeanor of a drill sergeant, with perenially short hair and angry face bearing down on all who face him.
Raymond's fiery disposition is appreciated and imitated by all the other species in the barnyard, though he remains the most ominous through the constant threat that he may at any moment charge, not stopping until his head has impacted severely on another living creature. Each of the begrudgingly coexisting creatures has his own trademark mode of attack, and the young children have all learned the hard way to know the warning signs of an impending assault.
(Raymond went after dad)
(written 11/1991)
Are we alone?
The separation is complete.
All the others have gone.
Take off my clothes with that nutty roommate's records playing in the other room. The record has repeated itself about a thousand times this afternoon.
Just let it go on and on. We are fascinated with one another but you are fascinated with me in a different way. You see me as one sees a book about the back woods of America where people still think naive thoughts such as "there will only be one real love for me." And I am fascinated with you the same way a person from the back woods is fascinated with any eighteen year old woman with her own credit cards and an apartment in Manhatten who comes along.
Someone even told me that a singer who had had an affair with you two years ago, when you were sixteen (!) wrote a song about your hair. It was who? He must be fifty!
It was all in the spirit of the city of no sleep, the city where you can get a hot dog and a bottle of bourbon at four in the morning and catch a film festival on Christmas day that goes all day and night. It is all true. New Years in the square, what is that square called? And those magazines, inspired by the artist who did the crazy Elvis Presley with big six-guns. What do I know? Where I come from the whole town closes down the day before Christmas and people look at you like you are crazy if they see you on the street.
I am simply baffled.
The night is dreadful in the city. That is my advantage. At the age of eighteen I have seen two hundred thousand stars burn up in the sky. One time, a thousand in one night. You cannot believe me and I have to show it to you. But you got too cold and I had to take you home.
Standing in the field, wanting to ignore his almost unbearable physical attraction to her, she tried to turn their minds to a more neutral subject, to the strange, rusting machinery which formed tangled shadows in the dim light of the crescent moon.
"What do you think that thing is for?"
"I grew up on a farm. I never worked on one."
"What the hell do you do on a farm if you don't work?"
What the hell you do is you make the day go by without getting stung by one of the yellowjackets in the nest over the back porch or getting butted by the Ram, who is named Raymond. He will give anyone a healthy respect for what the world believes to be a timid and fluffy creature who habitually runs from the wolf, the dog, or whatever else crosses its path. Raymond is neither timid nor fluffy, and he frequently stands up to any creature who cares to offer a threat to his dominion of the yard in front of the carriage-house.
He has all the demeanor of a drill sergeant, with perenially short hair and angry face bearing down on all who face him.
Raymond's fiery disposition is appreciated and imitated by all the other species in the barnyard, though he remains the most ominous through the constant threat that he may at any moment charge, not stopping until his head has impacted severely on another living creature. Each of the begrudgingly coexisting creatures has his own trademark mode of attack, and the young children have all learned the hard way to know the warning signs of an impending assault.
(Raymond went after dad)
(written 11/1991)
Alternative Travel
(10/1991)
I can travel quicker than the quickest way possible to the mountains of the moon with the magic of a piece of paper and some ink. In the days of my childhood I began the journeys. They have always been short and sometimes they have been insane but I know after more than a decade they are the best of my imagination or the gentle side of a gang of demons that possess myself and every person. If the bad weather has brought a toughness which facilitates strength and perserverence in the human spirit, the good weather has shown the power of compassion and dreaming of peace and happiness.
(written 10/91)
I can travel quicker than the quickest way possible to the mountains of the moon with the magic of a piece of paper and some ink. In the days of my childhood I began the journeys. They have always been short and sometimes they have been insane but I know after more than a decade they are the best of my imagination or the gentle side of a gang of demons that possess myself and every person. If the bad weather has brought a toughness which facilitates strength and perserverence in the human spirit, the good weather has shown the power of compassion and dreaming of peace and happiness.
(written 10/91)
Friday, October 06, 2006
Madhouse Diary (fiction excerpt--takes place in October)
(12/2004)
I began to imagine the snow was falling outside, even though it was a clear night and the temperature was an October mild. In my mind, though I knew it to be true, I wished we could all go out and make sure. Someone noticed me kind of squirming in my seat, and I found myself explaining the whole notion.
"That's cool," said Tabitha, but everyone else was quiet. Another long silence followed. I started thinking, this is the last time these girls will invite me anywhere with them, now that I'm talking like a 15 year old. Plus I kept clearing my throat, that last big cough not really all the way done with me. Finally Annie spoke.
"Now you got me thinking it's snowing outside." And we were all laughing again. But this time in a frantic, convulsive way that made me forget what it was that was funny. I figured that pot didn't really do anything to me. I was high on my nervousness, just happy to be around some attractive women who found me at all interesting. If I stopped to think about the last couple years, the end of my marriage, the ugly blows life dealt me, the state of the world, I could've been weeping with equal intensity.
(written 12/2004)
I began to imagine the snow was falling outside, even though it was a clear night and the temperature was an October mild. In my mind, though I knew it to be true, I wished we could all go out and make sure. Someone noticed me kind of squirming in my seat, and I found myself explaining the whole notion.
"That's cool," said Tabitha, but everyone else was quiet. Another long silence followed. I started thinking, this is the last time these girls will invite me anywhere with them, now that I'm talking like a 15 year old. Plus I kept clearing my throat, that last big cough not really all the way done with me. Finally Annie spoke.
"Now you got me thinking it's snowing outside." And we were all laughing again. But this time in a frantic, convulsive way that made me forget what it was that was funny. I figured that pot didn't really do anything to me. I was high on my nervousness, just happy to be around some attractive women who found me at all interesting. If I stopped to think about the last couple years, the end of my marriage, the ugly blows life dealt me, the state of the world, I could've been weeping with equal intensity.
(written 12/2004)
Monday, October 02, 2006
George Bush (Sr.) Dream, 1992
(10/1992)
In my dream I was with George and Barbara Bush at a family picnic. Their many children and grandchildren were in and out of the room where we stood, adjoining to the green where the gathering was taking place. It could have beem a workshop , since there was a saw blade clearly visible on the bench nearby., George was making a point about Franklin Delano Roosevelt, whom he referred to as "The Gentleman From New York." even though I never really knew for sure until I looked it up today that FDR was really from New York.
I will be damned. George Bush was right about something in my dream.
But then he said, "The Gentleman From New York had to go and help all the colored people in the country by giving them jobs in dangerous industry so that more and more of those people were injured than ever before, and our corporations lost lots of money."
Maybe it was Bush talking with Archie Bunker's voice.
(written October 1992; a month later Clinton beat Bush in the general election)
In my dream I was with George and Barbara Bush at a family picnic. Their many children and grandchildren were in and out of the room where we stood, adjoining to the green where the gathering was taking place. It could have beem a workshop , since there was a saw blade clearly visible on the bench nearby., George was making a point about Franklin Delano Roosevelt, whom he referred to as "The Gentleman From New York." even though I never really knew for sure until I looked it up today that FDR was really from New York.
I will be damned. George Bush was right about something in my dream.
But then he said, "The Gentleman From New York had to go and help all the colored people in the country by giving them jobs in dangerous industry so that more and more of those people were injured than ever before, and our corporations lost lots of money."
Maybe it was Bush talking with Archie Bunker's voice.
(written October 1992; a month later Clinton beat Bush in the general election)
Big Guy Sleeping
(10/1990)
He was a huge man, towering over all of us. His legs carried him across the big dining room in less than three steps. The doorways were only big enough for him. You couldn't get around him in the front hallway. You had to turn around and walk back to the living room and wait for him to go enter with you, go out the front door, or begin his gradual climb of the front stair to his large, green carpeted bedroom.
HIS bedroom was his bear cave. He would go in and turn on the space heater and the television set and be all set to stay for hours. There was no bathroom upstairs but he made up for it by urinating into a large coffee bottle, the same instant brand he had been buying for years. A trip to the bathroom would have meant to go back down those stairs, through the hall and kitchen, a turn in the dark coldness of the old kitchen, and finally the toilet in the small room to the right., There was a space heater in there, also. One for the master bedroom and one for the bathroom, and those were all. The long avenue in between was a dusty, drafty reminder of the money this house took. Hundreds of dollars every winter to pay the oil bills. He wouldn't hesitate to remind the children of energy costs when they would leave the door to the old kitchen ajar or turn the heat above seventy two degrees. They learned their own energy conservation lessons well as he reminded them from his chair in the dining room with a pained, slow voice of the countless hours of overtime he had been forced into by staying in this old sh-thole. He spoke and his shadow seemed to darken the entire room and all of reality as the agony of his condition was once again told. Two double shirts in six days time and not a moment to himself.
Not a moment to himself except for many hours of desperately needed sleep, beginning and ending with the thoughts of solitary worry. His children, who showed up in his long and terrifying dreams, cried for food and protection, desperate with neverending fear and neglect. He was always close enough to touch them but they couldn't see him. He could not make hid presence known or do anything to relieve them of their suffering. Indeed he had not presence at all in his nightmares. He could only see and feel but he could not be. Six hours of sleep made him feel as exhausted as he had felt after six hours of work. Sleep, once his only sure salvation from the mountainous difficulties of real life, had lately become more terrifying than life itself. At least at work he knew he existed. Every action, no matter how inane, had tangible results, no matter how negative.
Negativity was still affirmation, after all. To be nothing but a perceptive non entity was more frightening to him than any other concept. Existence was all he struggled for.
As his sleep was torn by repetitions of the ghastly vision of not being, the children were made constantly aware of his entity by his electric saw snoring, a noise as tremendous as the man himself. They were amazed at how loud it was, audible even from outside the house near the garage. It was nothing more than an extraordinary grunt repeated at four or five second intervals. The children remarked to one another how consistent and mechanical the noise was. They knew from experience that to disturb him at this stage of sleep--which began a half hour or so after he went to bed--was possible only through much shouting and clamor. When he slept quietly he was easy to disturb. They dreaded having to wake him for phone calls while he snored.
(written October 1990)
He was a huge man, towering over all of us. His legs carried him across the big dining room in less than three steps. The doorways were only big enough for him. You couldn't get around him in the front hallway. You had to turn around and walk back to the living room and wait for him to go enter with you, go out the front door, or begin his gradual climb of the front stair to his large, green carpeted bedroom.
HIS bedroom was his bear cave. He would go in and turn on the space heater and the television set and be all set to stay for hours. There was no bathroom upstairs but he made up for it by urinating into a large coffee bottle, the same instant brand he had been buying for years. A trip to the bathroom would have meant to go back down those stairs, through the hall and kitchen, a turn in the dark coldness of the old kitchen, and finally the toilet in the small room to the right., There was a space heater in there, also. One for the master bedroom and one for the bathroom, and those were all. The long avenue in between was a dusty, drafty reminder of the money this house took. Hundreds of dollars every winter to pay the oil bills. He wouldn't hesitate to remind the children of energy costs when they would leave the door to the old kitchen ajar or turn the heat above seventy two degrees. They learned their own energy conservation lessons well as he reminded them from his chair in the dining room with a pained, slow voice of the countless hours of overtime he had been forced into by staying in this old sh-thole. He spoke and his shadow seemed to darken the entire room and all of reality as the agony of his condition was once again told. Two double shirts in six days time and not a moment to himself.
Not a moment to himself except for many hours of desperately needed sleep, beginning and ending with the thoughts of solitary worry. His children, who showed up in his long and terrifying dreams, cried for food and protection, desperate with neverending fear and neglect. He was always close enough to touch them but they couldn't see him. He could not make hid presence known or do anything to relieve them of their suffering. Indeed he had not presence at all in his nightmares. He could only see and feel but he could not be. Six hours of sleep made him feel as exhausted as he had felt after six hours of work. Sleep, once his only sure salvation from the mountainous difficulties of real life, had lately become more terrifying than life itself. At least at work he knew he existed. Every action, no matter how inane, had tangible results, no matter how negative.
Negativity was still affirmation, after all. To be nothing but a perceptive non entity was more frightening to him than any other concept. Existence was all he struggled for.
As his sleep was torn by repetitions of the ghastly vision of not being, the children were made constantly aware of his entity by his electric saw snoring, a noise as tremendous as the man himself. They were amazed at how loud it was, audible even from outside the house near the garage. It was nothing more than an extraordinary grunt repeated at four or five second intervals. The children remarked to one another how consistent and mechanical the noise was. They knew from experience that to disturb him at this stage of sleep--which began a half hour or so after he went to bed--was possible only through much shouting and clamor. When he slept quietly he was easy to disturb. They dreaded having to wake him for phone calls while he snored.
(written October 1990)
Sunday, October 01, 2006
October Apple Mess, 1977
(10/2000)
The first day of October in Washington, DC . It turns my mind to nostalgia for some reason. I guess it's because the activities of summer suddenly calm down and the mind can take a rest.
And in this mental rest I recall Octobers past:
Andy Jagel really scared Rob and me one day the first summer after Rob came to Harvard. That was 1977. Andy screamed at us under an apple tree. Did we throw all these apples all over the road and make this mess? Clean this up right now! Andy demanded, his face a contorted tomato of rage. Clean up this f-ing mess right now! When he’d exhausted his lungs with demands and swear words, he departed with his long, loping, downward staring gait.
“Who is that guy?”, asked Rob. “He thinks we did that?”
There was certainly quite a mess of rotten apples all over the road. Something done by an early summer frost or some other anomaly of apple country’s weather. The mess stayed there until a heavy rain weeks later. Rob and I never failed to mock shout at one another whenever we passed that tree. “Clean up this f-ing mess!” we demanded again and again.
There were two miles and twenty or thirty houses between Rob’s house and mine. My family’s house was on Depot Rd., a dead end street with almost constant highway and train noises. The Featherstones were on the town common, on Elm St., surrounded by stately mansions from the 18th and 19th centuries. These homes were watched by the historical commission, which kept records of which houses were originally painted which colors. None of the “officially” historical homes were to be painted any other colors. No one protested. I shouted my disgust at the thought of such restriction upon hearing of it.
“It’s a free country, isn’t it?” I roared. “We should be able to paint houses whatever color we want! If it was my house I’d paint it purple just to show them.”
“No you wouldn’t”, Rob laughed at me.
“Why not?”
“It would look stupid, that’s why not! People would laugh at you. I would too. Anyway it’s our house, not yours. Paint your own house purple.”
“No way! That would look stupid.”
When the Featherstones moved into our town, Rob brought with him mysteries of the northern place called Canada, a place I had for my few short years as being under the ownership of the United States, by virtue of the name “North America” emblazoned across both the northern and southern borders of our country. Naturally this meant we owned Mexico as well. Not only did Rob bring with him the mysterious knowledge of new independent nations to our north and south, but there was also tofu, yoga, psychology, skiing, vacations, laughter. So many things I didn’t imagine even could exist.
Best of all in the early days of our friendship were the puppets. Rob was a puppeteer genius at the age of 9.
(originally written in October 2000)
The first day of October in Washington, DC . It turns my mind to nostalgia for some reason. I guess it's because the activities of summer suddenly calm down and the mind can take a rest.
And in this mental rest I recall Octobers past:
Andy Jagel really scared Rob and me one day the first summer after Rob came to Harvard. That was 1977. Andy screamed at us under an apple tree. Did we throw all these apples all over the road and make this mess? Clean this up right now! Andy demanded, his face a contorted tomato of rage. Clean up this f-ing mess right now! When he’d exhausted his lungs with demands and swear words, he departed with his long, loping, downward staring gait.
“Who is that guy?”, asked Rob. “He thinks we did that?”
There was certainly quite a mess of rotten apples all over the road. Something done by an early summer frost or some other anomaly of apple country’s weather. The mess stayed there until a heavy rain weeks later. Rob and I never failed to mock shout at one another whenever we passed that tree. “Clean up this f-ing mess!” we demanded again and again.
There were two miles and twenty or thirty houses between Rob’s house and mine. My family’s house was on Depot Rd., a dead end street with almost constant highway and train noises. The Featherstones were on the town common, on Elm St., surrounded by stately mansions from the 18th and 19th centuries. These homes were watched by the historical commission, which kept records of which houses were originally painted which colors. None of the “officially” historical homes were to be painted any other colors. No one protested. I shouted my disgust at the thought of such restriction upon hearing of it.
“It’s a free country, isn’t it?” I roared. “We should be able to paint houses whatever color we want! If it was my house I’d paint it purple just to show them.”
“No you wouldn’t”, Rob laughed at me.
“Why not?”
“It would look stupid, that’s why not! People would laugh at you. I would too. Anyway it’s our house, not yours. Paint your own house purple.”
“No way! That would look stupid.”
When the Featherstones moved into our town, Rob brought with him mysteries of the northern place called Canada, a place I had for my few short years as being under the ownership of the United States, by virtue of the name “North America” emblazoned across both the northern and southern borders of our country. Naturally this meant we owned Mexico as well. Not only did Rob bring with him the mysterious knowledge of new independent nations to our north and south, but there was also tofu, yoga, psychology, skiing, vacations, laughter. So many things I didn’t imagine even could exist.
Best of all in the early days of our friendship were the puppets. Rob was a puppeteer genius at the age of 9.
(originally written in October 2000)
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